Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had well deserved double chins before. Putting on and losing weight have been very tides of my life. Currently however, my facial heft is due to horrible side effects from cancer treatment drugs. It took me a while to figure this out as, like a lot of people since lockdown my weight has gone up a bit. Why is this double chin unlike all other double chins? Well it hurts like buggery and is one hard lump. A long course of antibiotics and some kind of hideous draining procedure and I might get back to ‘normal’ by February. We shall see…..meanwhile I’m eating all the advent chocolate to drown my misery and see if I can at least get the bottom half matching the top.